02 . 07 . 2007 - Thanks to everyone who came out to Fontanas last month. Your enthusiasm was much appreciated! We promise we'll do it again soon. We've been working hard, stockpiling new demos in preparation for an upcoming studio project. More info on that soon. We'll also have some tour dates to announce in the not-too-distant future. Stay tuned for your chance to win! 08 . 15 . 2006 - Thanks to all who rocked with us at the Frying Pan record release show. A good time was had by all, especially the drunk dude who jumped off the boat! Now, we're back to working on demos of new tunes for a full length sometime in 2007. 06 . 14 . 2006 - We had a blast rockin' the NYC Beard & Moustache Championships in May 2006. Look out for our upcoming 7" record release and our return to the Frying Pan in August (BOAT SHOW!!!) 02 . 15 . 2006 - Thanks to everyone who came out to our residency at the East River. 4 shows and 2 summons' later, we'd say it was pretty successful. Thanks also to The Sweet Ones, Detachment Kit, Kane Bros and Object for playing. 11 . 29 . 2005 - The Porn Horns just got back from a 2 week stint on Last Call with Carson Daly in LA. Welcome to the Christmas season! We're cooking up new jams at the Rock Mahal and are working on a residency in January. Stay tuned. You betta not pout. 07 . 19 . 2005 - The Porn Horns (Matt, Scott, Will) pop their network TV cherries as part of the house band this week on Last Call with Carson Daly (NBC - check local listings). 06 . 11 . 2005 - EP Release Show - Mercury Lounge - New York. 06 . 07 . 2005 - Friends Don't Make Forearms EP official release -- download "Have It" and check out clips in the Media Room or pick up a copy today in the Supplies room. 05 . 31 . 2005 - On-tour this week in Boston, Providence, Provincetown, and New Jersey leading up to our June 11 record release party at Mercury Lounge in New York. Our new 5-song EP, Friends Don't Make Forearms, will be available at shows and on our new website beginning June 7. 04 . 23 . 2005 - Country Club present: The 6.4 = Makeout Party @ Union Pool. Ryan's birthday, Ross' birthday. With The Gnomes, The Don't Stop, The Debutantes. 03 . 10 . 2005 - Wrapped recording and mixing today for the forthcoming EP release. Extra special thanks to Joel Hamilton at Studio G Brooklyn for all of his effort, enthusiasm, and support. Additional thanks to Tony Maimone at Studio G Brooklyn. 03 . 02 . 2005 - The Porn Horns on-tour with Deodato for the Jakarta Jazz Festival with scheduled stops in Taiwan and unscheduled stops at Customs. 11 . 20 . 2004 - Country Club make their first appearance at Southpaw on an outstanding lineup including The Giraffes, Spitfire, and the Kane Brothers. 11 . 01 . 2004 - Thanks to all our fans and friends for a great turnout last night at the Halloween Ball. In addition to fantastic sets by Les Sans Culottes, Corn Mo & .357 Lover, and The Ambitious Orchestra, highlights included Will's eerie portrayal of "Hacksaw Jim Duggan" and Kelly's homage to "Teen Wolf Too." Oh, and Ryan unveiled his new haircut. 10 . 12 . 2004 - A raucous, booze-fueled show last night with our new friends from New Orleans, Morning 40 Federation. 10 . 05 . 2004 - Check out the Porn Horns on Rivals - a track on the new album "Damage" from Blues Explosion. Their album drops today. 07 . 23 . 2004 - Country Club make their first appearance at Northsix alongside World/Inferno Friendship Society. 06 . 01 . 2004 - New reviews from Hybrid, Tastes Like Chicken, and The Hartford Courant. 05 . 30 . 2004 - Porn Horns supporting Deodato. 05 . 25 . 2004 - Matt Brundrett (drums, percussion) supporting Adam Green on tour in Europe. 05 . 01 . 2004 - Release party for The Stationwagon Revolution at The Frying Pan.